keyblacles:

how to get a girls panties wet:

  1. kiss her roughly 
  2. shove her down on the bed
  3. slip off her underwear
  4. slam dunk em in the toilet

(Source: yiffprince)

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hairychikubi:

affection is dumb and gross 
drown me in it

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I want to roll over at 2 a.m. to a kiss from you not a text message
― (via brilliantandblonde)

(Source: lezbianzdoitbetter)

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sheriarty-iou:

I made this melted crayon painting of Cas and Dean staring into each other’s eyes in art class and my teacher saw it and was like “Oh that’s so pretty, what is it” and I told it was a man and his guardian angel and she hung it up in the showcase in the hallway and now my school has gay Destiel rainbow art in the hallway and I… I just can’t… XD 

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rivertrash:

you put the mackle between your teeth but you don’t give it the power to do its moreing. its a metaphor hazel grace

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heatheerly:

what if the files on Mary’s memory stick was just the all the Maltesers adverts
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"Everything about who I was is on there"

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  • MACBETH: arent you going to wash your hands
  • LADY MACBETH: lol what
  • no
  • MACBETH: youre covered in blood
  • LADY MACBETH: lets make out
  • MACBETH: what
  • LADY MACBETH: it’ll be metal as hell
  • MACBETH: i don’t know
  • LADY MACBETH: god it’s like being married to my fucking grandmother
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    I have noticed that if you look carefully at people’s eyes the first five seconds they look at you, the truth of their feelings will shine through for just an instant before it flickers away.
    ― Sue Monk Kidd   (via estherseas)

    (Source: onlinecounsellingcollege)

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