the-psycho-cutie:

i didn’t realize growing up meant dying inside but hey it’s whatever

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samandriel:

i still think 2007 was 3 years ago

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evilblogger:

online shopping

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highlyover-rated:

Have you ever bullshitted an assignment so hard you basically laugh after every sentence you write

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save-spock-and-roll:

when no one in class is ready for the test

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sisterjudyjudybobudy:

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hotdadcalendar:

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

Babies have no concept of object permanence

That’s one of the sickest burns I’ve ever read. 

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i’m home alone all day so i have hot fm on which is usually a pile of shit but today its delivering the goods and i’ve been dancing around the lounge room and i really need to have a shower and i’m going mad and its only 10 am oh gahd

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