Read it over.
Let those words resonate in your mind.
I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir
This drink tastes awful, but I can’t waste alcohol: a sequel
I’m going to get a bigger glass and add more mixer and have way too much to drink: The Thrilling Conclusion
the number of times i think “i don’t care” while people are talking to me is really getting out of hand